I thought I would share my birth story since a lot of people have asked
me about it. After D was a week late
(and they said almost 10 pounds), the doc said it was time to serve the
eviction notice and set us up with an induction date for 6/14/11. So as a neurotic first-time mom, I asked my
wonderful husband to document our induction and birth story since I knew not
much would be remembered after. Upon
looking at the notes, I couldn’t help but laugh. Here is M’s take on the process and my random
notes behind:
4:45pm Arrived at hospital wrong
entrance L (yes, he wrote the sad face. and yes, I insisted we could go to the main
lobby and he kept saying we needed to enter at the ER. M-1 Sarah-0)
5:00pm Got right entrance. Moved to Room 303 J (beautiful lake view, new furniture. no neighbors on either side of us screaming
and scaring the bejesus out of me. good
start)
5:05pm Met nurse Mary. Super nice
5-6:10pm Vitals taken. 1000 questions asked
6:45pm Nurse tells us Dr’s running
late. ETA 7:15-8
7:15pm Mom and “sister” Tyler arrive
(my mom and oldest niece wanted to be part of the induction. now that i think about it, this is *perfect* birth control for teenagers her age. highly recommended)
7:45pm Dr. arrives and explains she forgot
about us (she showed up in workout clothes…apparently me HAVING A BABY was insignificant compared to the 5 miles she just ran at the gym)
7:50pm Dr. inserts Cervidil (small
contractions start almost immediately.
oh, and at this point I’m informed I cannot get out of bed for 2 hours. so I had to pee in a bedpan. I have put plenty of people on bedpans in the
past but it’s so different when it’s your ass sitting on that hard plastic pan
trying to urinate in bed, slightly reclined, and in front of a complete stranger)
A pic before the party really got started. These were my labor supporters. Yes, I brought a rolling suitcase and laptop. Don't judge me.

10:45pm Sarah falls asleep J
10:48pm Alarms blare “Code Red Third
Floor West” (awesome, I am having contractions and now I can’t help but wonder
if we are going to be evacuated and little D will be born in the parking lot)
10:48pm Sarah is awake L
12:30am Jess + all come (my sister and 4
kids showed up. apparently they didn’t
get the memo that babies – especially stubborn ones that are already a week
late – don’t want to make an appearance until *they* are ready. but to my sister's defense, she has been waiting for me to have a baby for oh.....5ish years now. oh, and did you see this is just past
midnight? they all camped out in the
waiting room, occupying most of the available chairs and couches. the nurses were not
thrilled)
12:40am Mo pees. Noise in room. Dee dee dum. (I have no idea. these are my husband’s ramblings, not mine)
5:05am Sarah wakes to pee (isn’t it
fabulous that he’s documenting my pee but not about my contractions or anything
labor-related?)
5:10am Mo visits waiting room
area. Everyone here: Ty, Avery, Molly,
Michael, Sydney, Jessica, Mom (and as expected, still no baby. but they did get prime sleeping space on the
couches)
5:20am Mo and Mom head to room
5:30am Mo’s alarm goes off L
5:45am Jess, Ty, and Mom in room
6:00am Cervidil removed (ok,
good. back to our regularly scheduled
induction notes)
6:35am Pitocin started (hard
contractions ensued immediately)
7:15am Pitocin increased
(doubled. Every 30 minutes from this
point until maxed out. sounds like my
kind of Wednesday morning fun.)
7:25am Nurse Mary arrives J (we loved Mary.)
8:55am Dr. arrives. Sarah 2cm.
Water breaking?
9:00am Water breaks! Poop in water. Baby okay L (ok, freaking
out a little here. just had a friend
whose baby was in the NICU for a week after meconium was found in the amniotic
fluid. this kid has been living in me for 41
weeks now; I am not leaving the hospital without him!)
9:15am Request for trashy magazine
9:45am Music starts
11:25am Sarah gets pain meds (HOLY HELL I
do not know why people come into the hospital asking for Dilauded. I was high as a kite and even though I felt
my contractions, I no longer cared that I was having them every 1-2 minutes.)
11:30am Sarah is relaxed (finally) and 3
cm
11:45am Mo gets Lunchables for lunch YUM
(i’m glad these details are in here. It
was very important for everyone to remember what he had for lunch on the day
baby D was birthed)
11:50am Sarah doing great. Meds are all good
12:05pm Pizza (who had pizza? I didn’t have pizza. in fact, all I had since
5:00pm the night before was some fantastic fizzy lemonade concoction our favorite nurse Mary made
for me and some water. and she didn’t
spike it with anything good either.)
1:45pm Mo passes out ZZZZZ
2:15pm Mo awakes (i guess it’s back to
M’s non-birth story…)
3:20pm Sarah gets more meds for pain J Happy Sarah (actually, the 2nd
time around they barely worked and my contractions were 1-2.5 minutes apart and
a minute-90 seconds long since the Pitocin was started). Still 3 cm
5:20pm 3 cm. Sarah epidural going in (yep, i begged for
it. since I had an internal monitor for
contractions, they were able to gauge how powerful they really were. the anesthesiologist pointed out that normally
when he sees women with contractions this strong they are screaming and crying
and he was surprised I was so calm.
great doc, put the effing needle in my back already. I feel like I’m going to DIE)
5:45pm Epidural completed
(ahhhhhhhhh. best invention EVER!!)
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